Naive blogger: "I think this is going to be brilliant"
Seasoned critics (sensing an opportunity): "You young punks are so predictable. The only reason you say that is because you think the movie is going to serve up pill-popping, cussing and unrepentant sex, which in some deluded portion of your brain stands for some non-existent angst that your generation supposedly feels but hasn't been allowed to express"
Naive blogger: "Not really. I think it'll be brilliant because they've put all of that in the trailer"
Trailer in question (tera emotional atyachaar...now that's a song)